Me watching the Olympics at age 8: Oh that's nice
Me watching the Olympics at age 12: Wow I hope we win
Me watching the Olympics now: I'm going to fuck the entire swim team and no one can stop me
Ask me strange, uncomfortable questions. →
one third of me: I want a relationship so much, relationships are so cute
one third of me: sex sex sex I want sex fuck relationships lets be slutty lol
one third of me: fuck everyone I hate people kill yourselves
Whoever decided it was acceptable that Male Gymnasts wear shirts EVER, should go fuck themselves.
Me: *Wants to have sex with the whole men's olympic gymnastics team.*
Anonymous asked: I want to cum on your face.