My attempts to cut calories have been met with...
Fuck you body.
Put a smiley face in my ask and I'll write out...
I want to do that again :D
Why is Menna’s full at 2:30 in the morning?
jockischeap asked: What's your favorite kind of cookie?
beard-power replied to your photo: After a long night at work. You look far too good for a picture with that specific caption haha. Thanks bud!
And so being young and dipped in folly, I fell in love with melancholy.– Edgar Allan Poe
Send me questions, I'll answer when I have some... →
touchthestove asked: What are three things you're glad you aren't, and two things you wish you were? Also, Richard has great hair.
Someone sang “Wig in a Box” for kareoke in this bar and everyone sang along. Everyone here thinks I’m 15 or 16 :l
jockischeap asked: Tell the truth... you're walking around that convention center dressed like something out of a Tom of Finland cartoon, aren't you? :)
Sooo much synthetic leather and neoprene. Also, I’m fairly certain that a guy here is wearing a diaper.
At IML in Chicago
Well, there’s certainly a bit of everything here.
The guy can guess what a song is in fewer bars of...
… and that kinda freaks me out.