March 2012
The United States of America on college education
Student: I'm not going to go to college because I don't want to go into debt.
USA: YOU USELESS PIECE OF SHIT. YOU'RE GOING TO AMOUNT TO NOTHING YOU FUCKING SCUMBAG. YOU'RE THE REASON WHY MY TAXES ARE SO HIGH.
Student: I'm just going to attend a small community college instead.
USA: HAHAHA YOU WERE TOO STUPID TO GET INTO A GOOD UNIVERSITY. ENJOY YOUR MCDONALD'S DIPLOMA.
Student: I attended a four year university and received a diploma in a field I am interested in. Now I am $50,000+ in debt.
USA: YOU DUMBASS. WHY THE FUCK DID YOU GO TO COLLEGE WHEN YOU KNOW YOU COULDN'T AFFORD IT? YOU DIDN'T EVEN CHOOSE A USEFUL MAJOR EITHER. GOD PEOPLE LIKE YOU MAKE ME SICK.
My parents are being menopausal and horrible and terrible tonight.
I don’t want to be here (not that I wanted to be back here in the first place).
notaliciasilverstone replied to your post: Ugh
Smoke all the bowls.
You’re right Riley, one bowl might not be enough.
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Ugh
This week has been a slog.
I don’t know why. I had an amazing time in Chicago, I thought I’d come back refreshed and more than able to handle a 4 day workweek since I took my Sunday night/Monday morning shift off for the trip. I’m starting to think I had a little too much fun seeing new and old friends and exploring the city. I can’t stop thinking about the trip and the people I saw (and one...
zipperaward:
tiihee:
z3phyrmon:
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I have "Call Me Maybe" stuck in my head
Lord help me.
I like to look at things on eBay / Amazon / Newegg...
subasio:
this is obviously a healthy practice.
